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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>SHERLOCK’S SCARF{ wear }</description><title>Elysia</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dawncree)</generator><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>tea-at-221b:

John Barrymore as: Sherlock Holmes
Roland Young...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c68f25df7421e91f5231ddfcc28cd57/tumblr_mn3vj4BXB41qd8mh6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tea-at-221b.tumblr.com/post/50915520308/john-barrymore-as-sherlock-holmes-roland-young"&gt;tea-at-221b&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;John Barrymore as: Sherlock Holmes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Roland Young as: Dr. Watson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1922 version of Sherlock Holmes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50918555288</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50918555288</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:38:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>expiry:

IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jayjaywest.com/post/27256484773"&gt;expiry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50918471555</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50918471555</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:36:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>doragray:

thecalmwasdeceptive:

survivor-trek:

geekboots:

to meekly go where other people have...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doragray.tumblr.com/post/50738175438/thecalmwasdeceptive-survivor-trek"&gt;doragray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecalmwasdeceptive.tumblr.com/post/45083483643/survivor-trek-geekboots-to-meekly-go-where"&gt;thecalmwasdeceptive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://survivor-trek.tumblr.com/post/45038033591/geekboots-to-meekly-go-where-other-people-have"&gt;survivor-trek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekboots.tumblr.com/post/45019983854/to-meekly-go-where-other-people-have-already-been"&gt;geekboots&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;to meekly go where other people have already been&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shy trek&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;into darkness (but with a night light)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the mild irritation of khan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50911029151</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50911029151</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:26:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>jensenlocked:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

sherlockedfando...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo8_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo9_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensenlocked.tumblr.com/post/50866825803/microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia"&gt;jensenlocked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia.tumblr.com/post/48763561942/sherlockedfandom-a-detective-in-the-tardis"&gt;microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlockedfandom.tumblr.com/post/36659908630/a-detective-in-the-tardis-sarcasticsharkz"&gt;sherlockedfandom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-detective-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/35652910351/sarcasticsharkz-forever-reblog-i-love-how"&gt;a-detective-in-the-tardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarcasticsharkz.tumblr.com/post/34990652316/forever-reblog"&gt;sarcasticsharkz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forever Reblog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love how Billie is even more into it than David&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The bottom middle one though&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can we just appreciate the excellent hip movement of Freema &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;excuse me i think you’re forgetting someone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9jjoJdpu1qg7xl0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50910681243</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50910681243</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:20:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>the-third-way:

spockisinthetardis:

onamissiontocivilize:

widde...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/553663e576797de2d8bb5606cbdcbebb/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30507c5af9e427769b42accc562e3b0c/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/397e6345787c16a2a2520db22fc0ab98/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e78ca06b70bcd80c748461185c8290b4/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-third-way.tumblr.com/post/50891876962/spockisinthetardis-onamissiontocivilize"&gt;the-third-way&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spockisinthetardis.tumblr.com/post/50875434594/onamissiontocivilize-widdershinsgirl"&gt;spockisinthetardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onamissiontocivilize.tumblr.com/post/50783091988/widdershinsgirl-geekboots-jesus-tumblr"&gt;onamissiontocivilize&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://widdershinsgirl.tumblr.com/post/50724448384/geekboots-jesus-tumblr-captain-picard-has-an"&gt;widdershinsgirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekboots.tumblr.com/post/50723120922/jesus-tumblr"&gt;geekboots&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JESUS TUMBLR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I CAN DIE HAPPY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909680868</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909680868</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>piertotum-locomottor:

elizabethdarcy:

quirreldemort:

imsorryfr...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l853ipkQiz1qdsty5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piertotum-locomottor.tumblr.com/post/50906754905/elizabethdarcy-quirreldemort"&gt;piertotum-locomottor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elizabethdarcy.tumblr.com/post/9368894588/quirreldemort-imsorryfriendsimsorrylovers"&gt;elizabethdarcy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://quirreldemort.tumblr.com/post/9368878859"&gt;quirreldemort&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imsorryfriendsimsorrylovers.tumblr.com/post/9368186108"&gt;imsorryfriendsimsorrylovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wizardwarrior.tumblr.com/post/9352759350"&gt;wizardwarrior&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://noirbrisesbones-.tumblr.com/post/1499670341/its-a-secret-code-guys-act-casual"&gt;noirbrisesbones-&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It’s a secret code guys. Act casual.
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://obsessedobsesser.tumblr.com/post/1499475797"&gt;obsessedobsesser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://i-aint-bovvered.tumblr.com/post/1499445478"&gt;i-aint-bovvered&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://chatterboxrose.tumblr.com/post/1499438069/homemadedarkmark-no-fucking-way-its-a"&gt;chatterboxrose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://homemadedarkmark.tumblr.com/post/1499430093"&gt;homemadedarkmark&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No. Fucking. Way. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S A TRAP.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shh just come &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; MY MIND IS BLOWN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;TOM RIDDLE IS A PEACEKEEPER FOR DISTRICT 7!?&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqghtcDhfY1qzml06.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqghk2d29H1qzml06.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thats the crazy ass axe and saw wielding district too. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;RIDDLE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU GUYS, IT HAS THE NUMBER 7, TOO TFHGSZTDFHGV&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LASJDLKJASLKDJASL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;THE POTTER GAMES&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909326543</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909326543</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 08:53:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>harukuro:

This is brilliant !
Star Trek Into Darkness VS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0de233d1fa6977123409bff9dd290b7f/tumblr_mn0hjgFCa11r5kaulo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harukuro.tumblr.com/post/50755562017/this-is-brilliant-star-trek-into-darkness-vs"&gt;harukuro&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is brilliant !&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Star Trek Into Darkness&lt;/em&gt; VS &lt;em&gt;Rise of the Guardians&lt;/em&gt; by Milady666&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909102693</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50909102693</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 08:49:08 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc3cc7f007f737bc7b2fc7c13e0af9f3/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/847773f779376eedd2ab362ff5d50bdf/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f90f7a814e5b492de0b8a1908558ac1/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0b6e6e043f8883de315be3503d6129/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9b35eab3d7a244c7d88522bd021e41/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467aa4c8d140722d793678b9e4f2f836/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd977931ca0312044d7f66cb0f6b043e/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50654220574/buzzfeed-george-takei-responds-to-traditional"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/50653946815/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage"&gt;buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;George Takei is flawfree.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50672683478</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50672683478</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:34 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"(I am working the closing shift at a popular fast food place. It is a few minutes to closing, and I..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;(I am working the closing shift at a popular fast food place. It is a few minutes to closing, and I am in a …&lt;/p&gt;:”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://notalwaysright.com/hot-food-can-leave-you-feeling-warm-fuzzy/24384"&gt;http://notalwaysright.com/hot-food-can-leave-you-feeling-warm-fuzzy/24384&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50358516007</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50358516007</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:24:03 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"(I am a cashier at a major supermarket. Two young men in their mid-twenties are nearby, arguing with..."</title><description>“(I am a cashier at a major supermarket. Two young men in their mid-twenties are nearby, arguing with each other about something.) Guy”</description><link>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50358414954</link><guid>http://dawncree.tumblr.com/post/50358414954</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:22:32 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"(My 5-year-old son has received a serious injury to his eye. After a pediatrician recommends us to..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;(My 5-year-old son has received a serious injury to his eye. 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